Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Top 10 (silly) lessons I have learned from Disney movies!

I was joking with my children the other day and we started to talk about some life lessons you can learn form Disney and I decided to go about it a silly manner. So here are our top ten silly life lessons that Disney has taught us!

10. Finding Nemo: Learning to speak whale would be so totally cool. You could to to the ocean, call one and ask for a ride.

9.  Up: Watch out for the elderly, trying to help them can be very dangerous.

8. The Incredibles: In the words of Edna Mode, "No Capes!!" (Enough said)

7. Brave: Anytime you encounter a woman with an enchanted broom, she is a witch, not a woodcarver, no matter what she says.

6. Mulan:  No matter what you have heard your whole life, crickets may not be lucky after all.

5. Tarzan:  Never say no to a baby baboon. It will not turn out well for you (unless you are rescued by a flying wild man in a loin cloth.)

4. Frozen: Snow is fun, but I'm so glad it does what it does in summer!! (No offense Olaf)

3. The Lion King: The Hula is fun, but not while dressed in drag and being chased by hyenas.

2. The Little Mermaid: Never, ever trade your voice to a sea witch for anything. She is going to who-do you and you will regret it.

And last, but certainly not least...

1. Tangled: A cast iron frying pan is the handiest of weapons a girl can ever have.

"That's my 'two-cents worth', what's yours?"

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